Stuff My Class Says

I currently work as a teaching assistant in a year 3 class and as a playworker at a pre-school.

The things the kids say highly amuse me.

• "Can we put all these books in the bin Miss? They're DISGUSTING!" - A year 3 students reaction upon finding out the words 'sex' and 'bottom' are listed in the dictionary.

• "If a monster comes into my room and goes 'RAWR', I get out my sword and put him in the bin! He cant get out without a key!" - A 3 yr old talking about bedtime.

• "An alien married a house, then a dolphin married the same house, then they both went into a tornado and died." - Yr 3 English assignment.